Leading online portal brelson.com is currently recruiting a Head of Dilemmas.
The Head of Dilemmas is responsible for resolving all problems where two or more possible solutions exist, but none are practically acceptable. A proven track record in horn resolution, rock/hard-place avoidance and strategic rumination is essential, while experience of handling trilemmas and paradoxes is advantageous but not necessary.
As the Head of Dilemmas you will report to the Director of Indecision and will work closely alongside the Head of Quandaries as well as smaller teams focusing on Riddles, Pickles, Stumpers and Crises.
Yet another winning presentation from the Head of Dilemmas to the brelson.com board. Could this be you in the hot seat?
The successful applicant will be able to demonstrate a wide range of dilemma-handling techniques from formal logical analysis to hand-wringing and procrastination. Along with your application please submit a short (100 words) commentary on how you would apply these techniques to one of the following classical dilemmas:
This is an important hire for us due to the high volume of mission-critical dilemmas faced by our organisation. We look forward to hearing from you.