I posted recently about Tweets on the bus, a little site that aggregates all Twitter posts containing the phrase “on the bus”.
Since that post, I’ve been following the “on the bus” posts using Google Reader. Every now and again there’s one that makes me laugh. Here’s a digest of my favourite “on the bus” tweets from the last few weeks:
- “Some guy who’s been eye-balling me since i let him get on the bus ahead of me just got out at federal station: Figures.”
- “Playing Final Fantasy IV on Nintendo DS & unbelievably, a cute nerd girl struck up a convo on the bus about it. I bet she likes wizard dick.”
- “Aaaaaand officially there is a man masturbating next to me on the bus.”
- “Dude on the bus just cracked open a Fosters and poured it into a Starbucks cold cup with a lid and straw.”
- “There’s a lot of sorrow on the bus. You should ride it sometime just to feel a little closer to humanity.”
- “On the bus there’s a guy reading “Fight Club” who looks just like the BitchTits Bob character. Wonder – should I go punch him in the face?”
- “Q: ‘Can I sit here?’ A: ‘As long as you don’t chop my head off.’ I wonder how many times this was said today on the bus. What, too soon?”
- “Sometimes people’s conversations on the bus make me want to slap them in the fucking head.”
- “Overheard on the bus tonight: ‘What do you do for a living?’ ‘Kill trees.’ ‘How do you do that?’ ‘Drive copper nails into the trunk.'”
- “The girl next to me on the bus is on her phone. Making sex noises. Umm…”
Glad you enjoy it – there’s tweets on the train too. I don’t like trains as much as buses, but there’s some interesting banality there too.
Well done on “tweets on the bus”! Are you ‘behind’ the Accidental Goatse site too?